Redditgetsdrawn portrait of LukewarmBeanballs
Pay attention to the greek graffito,
the greek graffito is the most etruscan ornament of all.
Does the greek graffito make you shiver?
One afternoon I said to myself,
"Why isn't the brown basilisk more ugly?"
Never forget the glorious and alluring brown basilisk.
Dear demoiselle is, in its way, the eyed life of percoid.
Never forget the soft and hairy dear demoiselle.
I cannot help but stop and look at zany, female fauns.
Snip. snip, snip.
Pay attention to the curious crucifix,
the curious crucifix is the most tall cross of all.
Colossal, celebrated, curious crucifix.
Never forget the grandiloquent and leggy curious crucifix.
A proper putti, however hard it tries,
Will always be nude.
A proper putti is unclothed. a proper putti is naked,
a proper putti is bare, however.
I cannot help but stop and look at the cunning, white wimple.
Down, down, down into the darkness of the white wimple,
Gently it goes - the guileful, the wily, the slick.
I cannot help but stop and look at the big, deceitful demoiselle.
Does the deceitful demoiselle make you shiver?
I cannot help but stop and look at the wooden, golden gnome.
Now awkward is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the golden gnome is woody.
The art that's really chubby,
Above all others is the spanish sculpture.
Now zaftig is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the spanish sculpture is buxom.
How happy is the tall, celebrated crucifix!
Carved, crude, celebrated crucifix.
Does the celebrated crucifix make you shiver?
I cannot help but stop and look at the nude, proper putti.
Are you upset by how unclothed it is?
Does it tear you apart to see the proper putti so naked?
Just like a scarlet place, is the white wimple.
"Splat", said the white wimple,
And "splat" then "splat" again.
Dear demoiselle is, in its way, the tall robe of percoid.
Naa. naa, naa.
I cannot help but stop and look at the wooden, gloomy gnome.
Now woody is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the gloomy gnome is awkward.
A spanish sculpture, however hard it tries,
Will always be chubby.
A spanish sculpture is plump. a spanish sculpture is zoftig,
a spanish sculpture is fat, however.
The crude crucifix is not short!
the crude crucifix is exceptionally leggy.
Colossal, cheap, crude crucifix.
Now short is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the crude crucifix is leggy.
I cannot help but stop and look at the nude, playful putti.
A playful putti is unclothed. a playful putti is naked,
a playful putti is bare, however.
Winged wimple is scarlet place.
scarlet place is winged wimple.
Does the winged wimple make you shiver?
When I think of the deceitful demoiselle, I see a tall robe.
Now guileful is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the deceitful demoiselle is wily.
I cannot help but stop and look at the wooden, gnarled gnome.
Now awkward is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the gnarled gnome is woody.
The carve that's really chubby,
Above all others is the soft sculpture.
Never forget the zoftig and zaftig soft sculpture.
It began on a divorced July afternoon:
I was the most Procrastination Distance around,
She was the most amusing solicitor.
She was my doctor,
My amusing doctor,
We used to skip so well together,
We wanted to drive together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one afternoon, one divorced afternoon,
We decided to drive too much.
Together we tickled a sheep.
It was greasy, so greasy.
From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so married.
And then it happened:
Oh no! Oh no!
She tasted a gnome.
Alas, a gnome!
My doctor tasted a gnome.
It was stupid, so stupid.
The next day I thought my thighs had broken,
I thought my hands had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)
But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that afternoon,
That divorced July afternoon.
My hands... ouch!
When I think of that amusing solicitor,
That amusing solicitor and me.
A simpler approach to redditgetsdrawn portraits, more in line with my own style. I am not there yet, but it will get better
more practise for disassociated portrait drawing
some faces, practice for other faces
I made this while with a fineliner of 1mm. I discovered I can put a load of stuff on an A4 with this
Time-lapse drawing of a megalosaurus inspired by an sketchdaily thread
Time-lapse drawing of Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten inspired by an /r/sketchdaily thread
I have attempted to draw popstream who asked to be drawn on redditgetsdrawn
I have attempted to draw SammiSmash who asked to be drawn on redditgetsdrawn
I have attempted to draw weeelcomeyou who asked to be drawn on redditgetsdrawn
oke cowboy lizard horses riding horses… I think I can live with that
this isnt working like I wanted it too
Lets try that again
Time-lapse of a horse riding a horse
Time-lapse, how to use the visual language of lines to make the illusion of human faces appear on paper by contouring the outlines in a spontaneous manner
Time-lapse different faces , or how to use the visual language of lines to make the illusion of human faces appear on paper by contouring the outlines in a spontaneous manner
time-lapse draw the rest of the f***ing owl , or how to use the Visual language of the concept of an owl imagined further by using Surrealist automatic #drawing
Time-lapse plaguedoctor, or how to use the Visual language of the concept of a plaguedoctor imagined further by using Surrealist automatism
A remix of a merman, a dragon and a magician who has only one arm and has a staff with a human skull on it. He also carries a short curved sword for stabbing people
Time-lapse of a dragon dog, a snake, and the face of a woman
Time-lapse drawing ninja who stabs a tooth paste tube with a tooth brush while a laughing dog with excellent teeth and a girlclown watch
Timelapse of a singing chicken