Mark Dalderup

LukewarmBeanballs

friday 15 november 2019

Redditgetsdrawn portrait of LukewarmBeanballs


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doodling gargoyles for sketchdaily

thursday 14 november 2019

lyrics:

Pay attention to the greek graffito,
the greek graffito is the most etruscan ornament of all.
Greek graffito.
Does the greek graffito make you shiver?
does it?

One afternoon I said to myself,
"Why isn't the brown basilisk more ugly?"
Never forget the glorious and alluring brown basilisk.

Dear demoiselle is, in its way, the eyed life of percoid.
Never forget the soft and hairy dear demoiselle.

I cannot help but stop and look at zany, female fauns.
Snip. snip, snip.

Pay attention to the curious crucifix,
the curious crucifix is the most tall cross of all.
Colossal, celebrated, curious crucifix.
Never forget the grandiloquent and leggy curious crucifix.

A proper putti, however hard it tries,
Will always be nude.
A proper putti is unclothed. a proper putti is naked,
a proper putti is bare, however.

I cannot help but stop and look at the cunning, white wimple.
Down, down, down into the darkness of the white wimple,
Gently it goes - the guileful, the wily, the slick.

I cannot help but stop and look at the big, deceitful demoiselle.
Does the deceitful demoiselle make you shiver?
does it?

I cannot help but stop and look at the wooden, golden gnome.
Now awkward is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the golden gnome is woody.

The art that's really chubby,
Above all others is the spanish sculpture.
Now zaftig is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the spanish sculpture is buxom.

How happy is the tall, celebrated crucifix!
Carved, crude, celebrated crucifix.
Does the celebrated crucifix make you shiver?
does it?

I cannot help but stop and look at the nude, proper putti.
Are you upset by how unclothed it is?
Does it tear you apart to see the proper putti so naked?

Just like a scarlet place, is the white wimple.
"Splat", said the white wimple,
And "splat" then "splat" again.

Dear demoiselle is, in its way, the tall robe of percoid.
Naa. naa, naa.

I cannot help but stop and look at the wooden, gloomy gnome.
Now woody is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the gloomy gnome is awkward.

A spanish sculpture, however hard it tries,
Will always be chubby.
A spanish sculpture is plump. a spanish sculpture is zoftig,
a spanish sculpture is fat, however.

The crude crucifix is not short!
the crude crucifix is exceptionally leggy.
Colossal, cheap, crude crucifix.
Now short is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the crude crucifix is leggy.

I cannot help but stop and look at the nude, playful putti.
A playful putti is unclothed. a playful putti is naked,
a playful putti is bare, however.

Winged wimple is scarlet place.
scarlet place is winged wimple.
Does the winged wimple make you shiver?
does it?

When I think of the deceitful demoiselle, I see a tall robe.
Now guileful is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the deceitful demoiselle is wily.

I cannot help but stop and look at the wooden, gnarled gnome.
Now awkward is just the thing,
To get me wondering if the gnarled gnome is woody.

The carve that's really chubby,
Above all others is the soft sculpture.
Never forget the zoftig and zaftig soft sculpture.

    
   
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1 - Momtaz - Procrastination From A Distance

wednesday 13 november 2019

 

It began on a divorced July afternoon:
I was the most Procrastination Distance around,
She was the most amusing solicitor.

She was my doctor,
My amusing doctor,
My solicitor.

We used to skip so well together,
Back then.
We wanted to drive together, around the world,
We wanted it all.
But one afternoon, one divorced afternoon,
We decided to drive too much.
Together we tickled a sheep.
It was greasy, so greasy.

From that moment our relationship changed.
She grew so married.

And then it happened:

Oh no! Oh no!

She tasted a gnome.
Alas, a gnome!
My doctor tasted a gnome.
It was stupid, so stupid.

The next day I thought my thighs had broken,
I thought my hands had burst into flames,
(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

But still, she is in my thoughts.
I think about how it all changed that afternoon,
That divorced July afternoon.

My hands... ouch!
When I think of that amusing solicitor,
That amusing solicitor and me.

  
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Savanrayne

tuesday 05 november 2019

A simpler approach to redditgetsdrawn portraits, more in line with my own style. I am not there yet, but it will get better


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Tags: reddit , line-art , redditgetsdrawn , , girl , portrait , pencil , fineliner , ligne claire


       
 
 
 

 

Timelapse drawing of a dinosaur

sunday 03 november 2019

Time-lapse drawing of a megalosaurus inspired by an sketchdaily thread


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Tags: sketchdaily , reddit , dinovember , line-art , megalosaurus , sillyraptor , timelapse


Time-lapse of Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten

saturday 02 november 2019

Time-lapse drawing of Die Bremer Stadtmusikanten inspired by an /r/sketchdaily thread


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Tags: reddit , line-art , timelapse , sketchdaily , music , bremer stadmuzikanten , guitar , drums , trumpet , albumart , rocking , donkey , cat , cock


       
 
 
 

 

       
 
 
 

 

time-lapse faces and expressions part II

thursday 24 october 2019

Time-lapse, how to use the visual language of lines to make the illusion of human faces appear on paper by contouring the outlines in a spontaneous manner

 
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Tags: time-lapse , Visuallanguage , Surrealist , automatism , face , eyes , bulging , nose , mouth , teeth , drawing , redbubble , findyourthing , inktober , automaticdrawing , nosketching , spontaneous , expressions , angles


time-lapse faces and expressions

thursday 24 october 2019

Time-lapse different faces , or how to use the visual language of lines to make the illusion of human faces appear on paper by contouring the outlines in a spontaneous manner

 
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time-lapse the rest of the fucking owl inspiration

friday 11 october 2019

time-lapse draw the rest of the f***ing owl , or how to use the Visual language of the concept of an owl imagined further by using Surrealist automatic #drawing

 
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Tags: time-lapse , Visual language , Surrealist , automatism , bird , owl , restoftheowl , athena , wisdom , philosophy , drawing , redbubble , findyourthing , inktober


Plague doctor inspiration time-lapse

wednesday 09 october 2019

Time-lapse plaguedoctor, or how to use the Visual language of the concept of a plaguedoctor imagined further by using Surrealist automatism

 
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Tags: timelapse , plaguedoctor , Visual language , Surrealist , automatism , bird , staff , snake , eating a head , plague , sickness , bubonic , Black Death , findyourthing , redbubble


merdragonmagician

tuesday 08 october 2019

A remix of a merman, a dragon and a magician who has only one arm and has a staff with a human skull on it. He also carries a short curved sword for stabbing people

  
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Dragon snake time-lapse

saturday 14 september 2019

Time-lapse of a dragon dog, a snake, and the face of a woman

 
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Tags: time-lapse , dragon , dragondog , womanface , tutorial , snake , fineliner , thisisatag


Time-lapse Toothpaste ninja

friday 13 september 2019

Time-lapse drawing ninja who stabs a tooth paste tube with a tooth brush while a laughing dog with excellent teeth and a girlclown watch

 
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Tags: howelapse , ninja , toothpasttube , toothbrush , laughindog , teeth , girlclown , glutch


Singin karaoke chicken

monday 09 september 2019

Timelapse of a singing chicken

 
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Tags: chicken , howtime-lapse , karaoke , microphone , tutorial , education , drawing , illustration , bird drawing , hatching , line art


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